Reasons why Fixer Upper is the most relevant and possibly my favorite song from Frozen: A Tale of Enlightenment.

loveisadangerousdisadvantage:

Too many people have attempted to argue with me that Fixer Upper is irrelevant and I am here to argue otherwise YOU GON’ LEARN TODAY.

  • It is not just about pushing Kristoff and Anna together. Sure, its definitely trying to do that because them sneaky trolls are trying to get Kristoff hitched. Sure, it has the added affect of Kristoff realizing his love for Anna in his classic little gooey-eyed moment, but its not the ONLY love they’re talking about.
  • Sassy Mama troll for instance is teaching you how “people make bad choices when they’re mad or scared or stressed.” SOUND FAMILIAR? Oh hey lemme just think about tha—ELSA. If there’s been anyone with a severe case of all that jazz it’s her.
  • "BUT THROW A LITTLE LOVE THEIR WAAAAAAY" hey whoa. whoa there. Isn’t that what the whole solution to this plot line is? Elsa just needs love? To see and accept the love Anna has for her? Realize the love she has for her sister? Learn to love herself and her powers? THANKS SASSY MAMA TROLL. YOU GOT IT FIRST.
  • (true love brings out their best)
  • LETS FURTHER THIS FAMILY IDEA: Father, sister, brother, WE NEED EACH OTHER TO BUILD US UP AND ROUND US OUT. Hey folks, we need to love each other and grow together? HEAR THAT ELSA? LET PEOPLE IN AND LOVE WOW THE END OF THE MOVIE IS ALL HERE IN THIS DELIGHTFUL SHOW STOPPING TUNE. 
  • Let’s learn how nobody’s perfect! WOWEE. Everyone’s got flaws, but you learn to love them anyways. You can fix them up with love because (true love brings out their best) you see past the flaws WOO!
  • ALSO! Don’t try to change people; cuz they ain’t gonna but love them anyways! haHA ELSA LUH YOU EVEN IF YOU GOT YOUR OWN ISSUES ITS OKAY
  • The song is imperfect; much like people. It’s demonstrating how reality and people are imperfect and you can’t expect someone to be flawless; which is how Anna views Hans at this point. It’s saying perfection isn’t real and foreshadowing how Hans ISN’T perfect and is about to douche it up.
  • It’s also catchy as hell.

thank you for your time. 

caniplaywithyourbeautifulmind:

ruinedchildhood:

I wish I wish

With all my heart

TO FUCKING PASS MY CLASSES AND FINALS

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not even in school anymore and i couldn’t scroll past this

fiftyshadesofmacygray:

It’s important to make friendships that are deeper than gossiping and drinking and smoking and going out.

Make friends who you can go get breakfast with, make friends you can cry with, make friends who support your life goals and believe in you.

  • Them: I don't think kids should be exposed to gay relationships.
  • You: Why not?
  • Them: It's introducing children to sexuality! They're too young for that!
  • You: So when a prince and princess kiss in a Disney movie, are they introduced to sexuality? When the prince and the princess get married and have a child, is that introducing your child to sexuality?
  • Them: NO! But if they see a man and a man, or a woman and a woman together... they're going to start asking questions! Like how a man and a man can... you know, do anything together.
  • You: You think the only thing people think when they see a gay couple is "I wonder how they have sex"? Furthermore, you think a CHILD is going to even know what that means? When the prince and the princess kiss, does your 4 year old daughter ask, "mommy, how do people have intercourse"? No. She just sees two people in love. If you remember when you were a kid, you probably didn't think about sex every time you saw two people happy together.
  • Them: But it'll bring up all kinds of questions, it'll confuse my child!
  • You: Then be a fucking parent and explain it to your child. The only question that might be brought up is "mom, why don't you want gay people to be happy?". And when you don't have a good answer for that question, you can look your child in the eye and say "It's because I'm a bigot".
  • 41 days, 4 hours since Mike Brown was killed.

    thagoodthings:

    hasdarrenwilsonbeenarrestedyet:

    @ShaunKing exposes Ferguson PD lie about distance from SUV

    Huffington Post contrasts how the media treats white suspects and killers better than black victims.

    110 more days until Grand Jury deadline.

    Please never stop updating please

    ghostwriters-r-us:

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

YES.
    thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade
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bisexualwhovian:

Because it’s not Halloween without cultural appropriation!

A Justice Department campaign against short-term loans is an economic blow to Indians.
South Dakota Violates Human and Federal Rights of Lakota Families to Foster Their Own Children.
The silence that has shrouded suicide in Indian country is being pierced by growing alarm at the sheer numbers of young Native Americans taking their own lives — more than three times the national average, and up to 10 times the average on some reservations.
One in three Native women will be raped in their lifetime, and three in five will be physically assaulted. Native women are more than twice as likely to be stalked than other women and, even worse, Native women are being murdered at a rate ten times the national average.
But, ya know, whatever. 
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